Several shipments of Yule Trees from the pine-forest world of Douglas were hi-jacked by the Bandit King 'Redjack' Ryan early this month. The CEO of Interstellar Fir Trees, Darren McGavin, was furious when his Executive board began making excuses and shifting blame for the attack, reportedly shouting "If 'its' and 'buts' were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry fucking Christmas!"